
Shushing Shirley
A librarian who can shush an entire arena silent.
“Silence… is golden.”
TALE OF THE TAPE
- HEIGHT
- 5'7"
- FINISHER
- OverdueA headlock until you return your books.
- SIGNATURE
- One “shhh” and the whole gym goes quiet.
- ENTERED
- GLAM SLAM ’87 open call
Who is Shushing Shirley?
Shushing Shirley runs the town library with a strict policy: no talking, no food, no late returns. She brings the same rules to the ring, along with a big hardcover book held to her chest.
One look over those pearls and the whole gym goes quiet. Owe her a book? She'll put you in Overdue, a headlock that doesn't let go until your books are back on the shelf.