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Shushing Shirley in the ring at a G.L.A.M. taping
FAN FAVORITEGLAM SLAM ’87

Shushing Shirley

A librarian who can shush an entire arena silent.

“Silence… is golden.”

TALE OF THE TAPE

HEIGHT
5'7"
FINISHER
OverdueA headlock until you return your books.
SIGNATURE
One “shhh” and the whole gym goes quiet.
ENTERED
GLAM SLAM ’87 open call
THE LOWDOWN

Who is Shushing Shirley?

Shushing Shirley runs the town library with a strict policy: no talking, no food, no late returns. She brings the same rules to the ring, along with a big hardcover book held to her chest.

One look over those pearls and the whole gym goes quiet. Owe her a book? She'll put you in Overdue, a headlock that doesn't let go until your books are back on the shelf.