VILLAIN
Spandex, hairspray, and absolutely no rules. The wildest women in the squared circle, every Saturday night.
"Big Barb! I've seen you take the ELEVATOR!"
"Honey... the STAIRS are scared of ME."
"No pain, no gain. YOUR pain... MY gain!"
FINISHER: THE COOL-DOWN
"Take a number."
FINISHER: THE COLD CUT
"Bow to your queen."
FINISHER: THE SLOW DANCE
"You're in a no-standing zone."
FINISHER: THE BOOT
"Disco never died. It was just WAITING."
FINISHER: THE HUSTLE
"Nothing moves this hair. Nothing moves ME."
FINISHER: THE FINAL HOLD
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