GRUDGE MATCHBREWING
The Boombox Repo
Rita says the Aerobi-Queen's boombox was only leased. Tad disagrees, silently.
Repo Rita
Runs Rita's Recovery & Towing. She claims every opponent missed a payment, then takes their stuff.
“You missed a payment, sweetheart.”
TALE OF THE TAPE
- HEIGHT
- 5'7"
- FINISHER
- The RepossessionAn ankle drag across the whole ring, then she signs her clipboard for the pin.
- SIGNATURE
- Slaps a pink sticker on whatever she's taking.
- IN HER CORNER
- Hook, her huge, silent tow partner
- ENTERED
- GLAM SLAM ’87 open call
Who is Repo Rita?
According to Repo Rita, everybody's behind on something. She walks into the ring with a clipboard, a ring of keys and a pink sticker for anything she plans to take home: boomboxes, tiaras, maybe even a title belt.
Her tow partner Hook never says a word; you just hear the backup beep. The Repossession drags you across the whole ring by the ankle, and Rita signs her clipboard for the pin.
BAD BLOOD
ALLIANCE?RUMOR
Ticket and Tow
One writes the ticket, the other tows the car. Partners, right up until they want the same car.