GRUDGE MATCHBREWING
The Boombox Repo
Rita says the Aerobi-Queen's boombox was only leased. Tad disagrees, silently.
The Aerobi-Queen
An aerobics instructor who treats every opponent as out of shape and personally offensive.
“No pain, no gain. YOUR pain… MY gain!”
TALE OF THE TAPE
- HEIGHT
- 5'8"
- FINISHER
- The Cool-DownShe pins you, sits on you and checks her own pulse.
- SIGNATURE
- Blows her whistle, and you do push-ups.
- IN HER CORNER
- Tad, her silent spotter (he carries the boombox)
- ENTERED
- GLAM SLAM ’87 open call
Who is The Aerobi-Queen?
She runs the toughest step class in three counties, and she thinks the rest of the world could stand to feel the burn. The Aerobi-Queen marches to the ring with her whistle blowing and Tad, her silent spotter, hauling the boombox behind her.
One blast of that whistle and you're doing push-ups, whether you signed up for class or not. When she's done with you, she pins you, sits on you and checks her own pulse. The cool-down is her favorite part.