GRUDGE MATCHBREWING
Ticket War
Parking tickets vs. deli tickets. Somebody's getting a number, and somebody's getting fined.
Big Barb the Butcher
Runs the deli counter by day and wrestles by night. The biggest woman in G.L.A.M.
“Take a number.”
TALE OF THE TAPE
- HEIGHT
- 6'6"
- WEIGHT
- 425 lbs
- FINISHER
- The Cold CutA running clothesline.
- SIGNATURE
- Hands you a deli ticket. Now serving: you.
- IN HER CORNER
- Pork Chop, her pet pig (not on the menu)
- ENTERED
- GLAM SLAM ’87 open call
Who is Big Barb the Butcher?
Six-foot-six, four hundred and twenty-five pounds, and not impressed by any of it. Big Barb slices cold cuts at the neighborhood deli all day, then shows up at night in her hairnet and apron with a salami in her hand.
Barb doesn't trash-talk. She hands you a deli ticket and waits for your number to come up. When it does, it's the Cold Cut, a running clothesline. Pork Chop watches from ringside in his little apron, and Ma heckles everybody from her lawn chair.