GRUDGE MATCHBREWING
Battle of the Big Hair
Hannah says Heather's hair is “all volume, no hold.” Heather says Hannah's hair can't headbang. Front-row fans should bring earplugs.
Heavy Metal Heather
Lead singer of Heather & the Headbangers, a garage band that has never played a real gig.
“Too loud? You're too OLD!”
TALE OF THE TAPE
- HEIGHT
- 5'8"
- FINISHER
- The Stage DiveA top-rope splash. She yells “CATCH ME!” first, and nobody does.
- SIGNATURE
- Plays a screaming air-guitar solo over every downed opponent.
- IN HER CORNER
- Spike, her skinny, mulleted roadie
- ENTERED
- GLAM SLAM ’87 open call
Who is Heavy Metal Heather?
Heather & the Headbangers have never played a real show, so Heather brought the concert to the ring: studded leather jacket, leopard spandex and enough hair to need its own tour bus.
She plays a screaming air-guitar solo over every opponent she puts down, then climbs the top rope and yells “CATCH ME!” Nobody ever does. Spike, her roadie and the band's only other member, handles the sound check.