GRUDGE MATCHBREWING
Battle of the Big Hair
Hannah says Heather's hair is “all volume, no hold.” Heather says Hannah's hair can't headbang. Front-row fans should bring earplugs.

Hair so big it has its own weather. She blinds opponents with hairspray.
“Nothing moves this hair. Nothing moves ME.”
Hairspray Hannah's platinum hair towers a foot above her head, and it has never once moved. She wears a giant can of hairspray on her hip like a gunslinger, and she is not afraid to draw.
One blast to the eyes and you won't see the Final Hold coming. Lately she's had her eye on Heavy Metal Heather, whose hair she calls “all volume, no hold.”
Hannah says Heather's hair is “all volume, no hold.” Heather says Hannah's hair can't headbang. Front-row fans should bring earplugs.