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Valley Girl Val in the ring at a G.L.A.M. taping
VILLAINGLAM SLAM ’87

Valley Girl Val

A totally tubular Valley girl who never hangs up her brick phone, even mid-match.

“Gag me with a suplex!”

TALE OF THE TAPE

HEIGHT
5'5"
FINISHER
The Double TakeShe's in one corner, and seconds later she's flying off the far one. Nobody can explain it.
SIGNATURE
Stays on her brick phone the whole match.
ENTERED
GLAM SLAM ’87 open call
THE LOWDOWN

Who is Valley Girl Val?

Like, oh my God. Valley Girl Val chews bubblegum, gossips on her brick phone the entire match and somehow still beats people up.

Nobody can explain the Double Take: one second she's in one corner, and seconds later she's flying off the far one. Val just shrugs and says it's, like, cardio.